What the Barmaid Saw 

OK so I’m blonde so I can be a bit slow on the uptake. But I’m also 5’11” tall and my Grandmother is Swedish and I have blue eyes and a C cup bra is a bit of a squeeze. Do you get the picture? Good. So it easy to understand why I’m in great demand as a bar maid when the skiing season is out. I work in the French Alps as a chalet maid during winter and its so easy to get promotional work back in the UK and bar work at nights. So how did I find my way onto this website? I was working at a pub in Nottingham and a few of the regulars kept mentioning the ‘Hub’. I thought nothing of it and thought it was maybe a car fanatics website but wondered why everyone went quiet when I was anywhere near when they talked about it.

One Friday night the landlady Janice asked if I wanted to miss the Saturday night lock-in. I told her I didn’t mind working but she was quite insistent that I should take it off and she’d manage. We agreed that I would work up until 10pm then knock off early. Now me being blond I didn’t put two and two together and see that the talk about the hub was getting more and more and that talk of a party was also being overheard. I was a bit upset to be honest that it seemed they were having a private party and I wasn’t invited as I had the night off. But I had a plan. I would work til 10pm then knock off as planned then sneak back at about midnight to see how the party was going.

Saturday night was busy as usual with all the locals stopping by to get a few drinks in before heading into town on the tram. Before I knew it the clock was showing 10pm and Janice came over and although it was busy she knocked me off for the night even though I protested and said I really didn’t mind helping out. She could see I was hurt and tried to reassure me that her and Brian, her husband, just wanted an early night and that she would pay me for the full night anyway. I grabbed my jacket and slipped out of the back door. Then something caught my eye. The regulars looked different. They had seemed to make a little extra effort. Even Dennis who normally looked in need of a good bath and shave seemed well groomed and well dressed tonight. Like I said…I’m blonde and a little distracted at times but I got there in the end! It made me even more determined to get to the bottom of this.

I went into town and had a couple of cokes with a friend who was a barmaid on the Old Market Square. She asked if I wanted to go clubbing when she finished at midnight but I told her I had a bit of a cold and wanted an early night. At midnight I caught a taxi and headed back to the pub. I hoped the key was under the usual beer keg in the yard and wondered whether to join the party as a protest or confirm there was a party and go home. Whatever I decided I knew I was going to look for another job the next week. The taxi dropped me off on the corner and I walked to the pub and carefully opened the back yard gate. I lifted the empty keg and got hold of the key and took a deep breath. I opened the door and closed it quietly behind me. I could hear muffled noise coming from the snug and tip toed round to the pool room where I could look through the bar into the snug and see what was happening. It didn’t sound much like a party I would enjoy… no music, no chatting, no laughing. In fact it sounded like someone was in pain. No. it sounded like a few people were in pain. What if armed robbers had raided the pub? What if Janice and Brian were hurt? What if the robber were still there? I grabbed my mobile out of my pocket and turned it onto silent. Yes even though I’m blonde I can think quick when it matters.

I eased round the corner and looked through the bar into the snug and gasped. No music, no chatting, no laughter and no armed robbers. It was an orgy! There were naked bodies everywhere! I could see Brian sat back on a bench with Janice on all fours with her head between his legs and Dennis behind Janice pushing his hips back and forth. He was really going hell for leather and she was moaning with her mouth full of Brian. The other barmaid, Sally, was sat astride one of the other regulars whose name I didn’t know and his wife, who came in only on Sunday nights was knelt over his face. There were other people, some who I had seen and some new faces in all sorts of positions. I became aware that a few people were sat about two yards away from me with their backs against the bar chatting as though nothing was happening.

“So which site did you go through?” said a woman’s voice?

“Sensual swingers” a man answered then asked “What about you?”

“Avante Swingers” she answered.

“Haven’t seen that” said the man “I’ll have a look”

‘So will I’ I thought to myself.

“They all lead to the hub,” said the woman

‘Ah ha’ I thought. So that’s the ‘Hub’.

I craned my neck and saw that as they were chatting they were fondling each other’s bits.

“Ready to get back into it?” the woman asked the man

“Oh yes” he answered

They stood up and walked over to the crowd of bodies. The man stood in front of Sally and she started blowing him as she rode the man on the floor. The woman climbed onto the bench and pushed her pussy into Brian’s face and he reached round to grab her bum cheeks and massage them as he ate her. As he did this Janice pulled her head back quickly and started wanking him really fast and after about five seconds he shot jets of cum all over her face and tits. As this happened Dennis stood up and started wanking as he walked round to the woman who was on Brian’s face who had now climbed down and started kissing the cum off Janice’s face. Dennis stood next to her and she took his cock in her mouth and started sucking like a mad woman with her head bobbing back and forth then she stopped and gagged as Dennis filled her mouth with his load.

Over on the floor Sally was now covered in cum. It was in her hair and all over her face and neck and chest. The man who was in front of her was now stood next to her as she wanked him still squatting over the man on the floor. She leant back and his cock popped out of her then I saw something I’d never seen before. She squirted all over the place. At first I thought she’d pissed herself and pissed all over everywhere but it just didn’t seem like piss. It was clear and seemed a bit thicker. As she was squirting, the woman who was on the man’s face leant forward to rub Sally’s clit to make her squirt even further! As she had leant forward a man came up behind her and I swear he shoved it up her arse without any struggle. It was like falling dominos! As one came they all came. Aware that things were all coming to a climax I needed to get out before they found me so I slipped back out the back door and locked it behind me, placing the key back under the keg.

Sunday afternoon I went round to Mel’s and searched for the names I had heard the night before. And lo and behold! A year down the line and here I am back from another ski season and with a few meets under my belt! I’ve seen Janice and Brian’s couple profile, Dennis’ profile, Sally’s profile and a lot of the people who were there that night. They haven’t seen mine yet though but one day I might just turn up at one of their ‘parties’ for a laugh and see how shocked they are.

Ellen (Nottingham and France)             

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