Spit or Swallow 

A question that’s been around since Eve first took a bite out of the apple…spit or swallow? Well the arguments range from how bad swallowing semen is for your health to how many calories it contains to how disgusting it tastes but how many of the pros and cons are old wives tales? What’s the truth behind taking it down? In a recent survey 300 females were quizzed about what they did with semen. Only 5% spat it out, 18% preferred a facial, 18% loved to snowball and a massive 59% swallowed it right down. Gone are the days when a firm hand on the back of the head was the only way to make sure it went all the way to the digestive system So is taking it down the way forward and what are the benefits?

Health - The New Scientist presented research that semen is actually an anti-depressant due to the amount of hormones in semen that can alter moods. It’s worth remembering at this stage that semen is the fluid in which sperm swims en route to the ovaries and this fluid not only provides a mode of transport for the little tail thrashers, it also contains nutrients to nourish them on the amazing journey whether it be to ovaries or tonsils. It also contains antacids to neutralise the acid in the vagina thereby protecting the sperm from an untimely death. The average ejaculation of semen is around the 15 ml mark and contains 15 calories so its not going to ruin your diet (unless you’re a bukkake queen and you're gonna take down 100 shots).

The composition of a shot of semen is as follows:

North Carolina State University studied over 15000 females who had regularly performed oral sex (once or twice a week) and swallowed over the last ten years. The results were astounding in that those who swallowed reduced their risk of having breast cancer by up to 40%. (Editors note:- Yeah right sure it does!!!!)

The conclusion is that semen has incredible physiological and psychological benefits. Like all good medicine though it tastes nasty so what can be done to make the elixir of life more palatable?

Taste - The taste of semen is relative to the donor’s physical health and a change in diet, drugs, alcohol and mental health can produce a change in taste. Research shows that certain substances ingested by the donor can dramatically affect the taste of semen and whilst there are a new range of products on the market claiming to guarantee that they will make semen taste one way or the other, natural ingredients can have the same effect.

It is the recipient’s personal taste, which should dictate what the donor should be taking on board to encourage the recipient to swallow. Below is a list of what to ingest to produce certain tastes. Why not try mix and match and your own recipes? Whatever works for you let us know here at Avante Swingers and we’ll publish your findings for your fellow swingers to share.

(Editors note:- Apologies to all you spitters out there as you have probably gathered this article was written by a man that, when the suggestion was made did he wish to increase his calcium/utilise the anti aging properties of sperm etc etc and enjoy the taste of his "sperm- liquor" by adding more pineapple juice to his diet, he suddenly declared that the article was ...erm....a humorous discussion on the spit and swallow controversy of sperm !!)

(Writers note:- Well if you ladies want to play Russian Roulette with your health and spit sperm out, don't come crying to us men for some of our 'elixir of life' aka semen. As for us men swallowing it...we already have it in our bodies, where do you think sperm comes from...Duh!)

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