Sexual Positions (Grand Master)

Congratulations! You have been through the basics, progressed to intermediate and have been awarded your Black belt for advanced. Now the time has come grasshopper, to become a grand master in the art of sexual intercourse. No walking on rice paper or carrying a red hot cauldron with your wrists. This is all about pleasure!

You need to be on a balanced diet for top athletes. Do not drink or smoke as these will impede your performance. Take plenty of carbohydrates to keep up your energy levels. Bathe regularly in an infusion of spring water, gin seng and the milk of the Himalayan Great Crested Yeti.

Once you have attained Grand Master status you must send photographic evidence to the Great Council at the Temple of Avante and we will place your name on the list of Grand Masters and publish it for all to see. Sexual students from far and wide will wish to be tutored by you in the ways of the Sex Ninjas.

  The Guillotine

The woman lies on a surface waist height to the man and is entered with the man standing. The woman then hooks her legs over the man’s arms so the back of the knees is in the crook of the elbow of the man. The man walks backwards until the woman is completely off the surface until she can slowly lower herself to become upside down. The man then lifts and lowers the woman to penetrate in a sliding motion much like a guillotine

  The Standing Cruciform

The man sits on a chair and the woman lowers herself facing away in a sitting reverse cowgirl style. The woman then spreads her legs to a quarter to three position then puts her arms above her head and behind to clasp hands behind the man’s neck. The man then stands up and supports the woman by holding her behind her thighs, raising and lowering.

  The Passionate P

The man and woman position themselves as for the Standing Cruciform. The man stands and the woman wraps her legs around the waist of the man behind her and her hands join behind his head, arching her back to give the man optimum penetration and a direct path to the G-spot.

  The Winged Eros

The man sits on the floor with his hands slightly behind him and knees bent at 90 degrees with his feet flat on the floor. Raising his buttocks off the ground the woman now stands astride the man. Lowering herself onto the penis the woman then places a hand on each shoulder of the man then lifts each leg to run parallel to the man’s torso. The woman slides forward as the man thrusts his hips upwards.

Now you are a Grand Master of Sexual Intercourse. There is nothing more to learn in sexual positions. But there is more to learn in techniques. Submit photos or video clips of your success at this level and Avante, the prophet of sex will pass to you the ultimate secrets of orgasm. In the meantime, go out and spread the teachings.

Avante Swingers©