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Swinger’s
profiles can contain a lot of information but it is information which
maybe hidden in colloquialisms or swingers slang and easily missed by a
new or novice swinger. To know what this swinger’s lingo is, is to
know what each swingers profile is offering or wanting. This, as you can
imagine, can remove misunderstandings and save precious time in
pinpointing the type of swingers you want to make contact with. Take
this advert for example:
"Bi
Male seeks CD or TV for NSA fun. Loves O and A and bareback. Into BDSM
nut no Watersports."
This
could be read as:
"Twin
man seeks compact disc player or television for National Sports Academy
fun. Loves playing scrabble with certain vowels and horse riding. A
member of the British Drivers School of Motoring but doesn’t like wind
surfing or canoeing."
What it
should say is:
"Bi
sexual male seeks cross dresser or transvestite for no strings fun.
Loves oral sex and anal sex and unprotected sex. Can be into Bondage,
domination and sado-masochism but no urinating on each other."
Now if
you read the advert as the first translation you have got so much work
to do its unbelievable. Go to our articles and
information pages and
start reading up on things quick. But before you go have a look at the
explanations below.
BBW –
Most experts and authorities agree on this matter that a BBW (Big
Beautiful Woman) starts from size 18 upwards. The UK average being 16
and not 14 as many believe
SBBW
– A super BBW is over a dress size 22
NSA
– No strings attached. Not in the
puppeteer sense but not looking for commitment. Not hoping that you’ll
end up buying a house and getting married. Have sex with me and bog off!
W/E –
Well endowed is a penis over the length of 6.2” which is the world
average in the west. The eastern average is 5.9"
VW/E
– Very well endowed is agreed that any penis over 8” in length
VVW/E
– Is any penis over 10” in length
VVVW/E
– Is a liar or is reading the tape measure in centimetres thinking
they are inches or they recently did well over the fences at Aintree.
Busty
– A pair of breasts over a C cup
Big Boobed
– A pair of breasts over a D cup
Massive
– Breasts over an E cup
Mega
– Breasts over an F cup or a pair of space hoppers in a hammock
Cuckold
– Someone who enjoys being humiliated watching his partner have sex
with other men. Not someone who can’t be bothered having sex with his
partner and gets someone else to do it
Bi-sexual –
Someone who has sexual relations with either gender
Bi-Curious
– Someone who has thought about having sex with both genders but who
has not yet done so. Once you have had sex with both genders you are no
longer curious.
Cross Dresser
– A man who dresses in women’s clothes while still appearing as a
man. The clothes are worn mainly for the feel.
Transvestite
– A man who alters his clothes and appearance to look like a woman aka
a cock in a frock or a chick with a dick
Transsexual
– Post Op is somebody who has changed sex through gender reassignment.
Pre Op means that they are undergoing reassignment but have still the
genitalia of their original sex.
Open Swing
– Where a couple swap partners with another
couple in the same room
Closed Swing
- Where a couple swap partners with another
couple and go to different rooms
Soft swing
– Where a couple stick to their partner but
have sex in the presence of other couples
If
you knew exactly what we were talking maybe you could add some to the
list by contacting
us
Avante
Swingers©
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