Is it True?   

Its not often we at Avante Swingers seek your help. We are first and foremost here to try to provide you with no strings adult contacts but our Admin team had a chat with our erotic storywriters over a few beers the other day and as usual the conversation wandered to sexual urban myths. For instance, does masturbating too much really affect your eyesight?

There were other questions asked about the lifestyles of the rich and famous like the well-known Hollywood star who allegedly shoved a gerbil up his arse and the famous British pop star who allegedly had 8 pints of semen pumped from his stomach after an orgy. But then we realised that because most of our site is free, we don’t make enough money to fight a libel action with a top lawyer and we’d be sued to the point of having to eat kebabs that have been dropped on the pavement and live in a cardboard box in a shop doorway.

So we thought of questions we’d like you to provide the answers to and satisfy our curiosity. We were going to go on the Internet to find out for ourselves but the Boss has put net nanny on our pc to stop us putting his head on rude pictures hence we need you to help.

We’ll publish your profile name for every answer you give us and a photo of you should you wish us to. If you want to tell us if the film star really pushed a small rodent up his arse or if the pop star had 8 pints or only 7 pumped from his stomach, we wont publish it…. but we’d be very grateful.

1. Does masturbating too much really affect your eyesight?

2. Why does semen taste salty?

3. Does semen float in the bath and if so why?

4. Do men really only get a bucket and a half?

5. If you get cold sores can you still get herpes?

6. Can men have multiple orgasms?

7. Why do women fake orgasms?

8. Why do men get an erection on the bus?

9. If men don’t ejaculate for a long time does it damage their testicles?

10. Do transsexuals have a clitoris and does it work?

11. Do transsexuals the other direction get hurt when they get kicked in the bollocks?

12. How fast does sperm ejaculate in miles per hour?

13. Why do some women gush and where does it come from?

14. Can men really get their knob stuck in the vacuum cleaner?

15. Do men really orgasm when they are hung ?

16. Why do people shove gerbils up their arse?

Right swingers… its over to you! Contact us if you can help solve our queries......Or if you have any questions yourself that you want answering.

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